Paul’s Pricing Dictionary: Red Life Jackets

P 38x38 Red Life Jackets, adj+n,

Never complain about the color of a life jacket. Particularly red ones. Believe me, there is no such thing as “the wrong color” when it comes to life jackets. Particularly when you’re drowning. But there again you don’t have to believe me.

For life jackets of all sorts of nice bright colors – including red ones – and equally essential and illuminating pricing diagnostics: call 281-872-9821 or visit

For pricing on perpetual leases for harps and other angelic instruments, call just about any other number.

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